My name is Jess. Born and raised in Texas. And now living in New York, NOT the city. I love the little things. Sweet words. Insecure. Open minded. Short. Not very confident, but I can hide it pretty well. Cats/kittens. Frogs. Turtles. Snakes. Penguins. Pandas. Harry Potter. Reading. Writing. Doodling. Music. The rain. How I Met Your Mother. True Blood. Castle. Doctor Who. Big Bang Theory. Greys Anatomy. FRIENDS. Desperate Housewives. Whose Line Is It Anyways? Scrubs. Pretty Little Liars. Secret Life of the American Teenager. Degrassi. House. Raising Hope. Movies. I have a Facebook and a Twitter. I have MSN and Skype. Just ask, I may give the info. I follow back 99% of the time.

 

Oh God.

I dont know if I can finish this episode.

2:45 convos with the cat.

Cat: -rubs face on corner of laptop-

Me: Stop it please.

Cat: -chews on corner of a book-

Me: Stop that too.

Cat: -walks across the keyboard-

Me: Do you just hate me or something?

Cat: Meow.

Me: I'm going to assume that means "Fuck you, cunt." Am I right?

Cat: Meow.

Me: I knew it. I knew you hated me. You only use me for food, water, treats, cat nip, and a litter box cleaner. DON'T YOU THINK I DESERVE BETTER?!

Cat: Meow.

Me: DON'T YOU TELL ME TO CALM DOWN. I'M BEING USED LIKE A TAMPON OVER HERE AND YOU SAY CALM DOWN?! WHY DON'T YOU FUCKING CALM DOWN?!?!?!?!?!

Cat: Meow.

Me: YOU MAKE THAT SOUND SOOOOO EASY. JUST FORGET ABOUT ALL THE YEARS WASTED ON YOU WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?! I LOVE YOU! I NEED YOU GOD DAMNIT!

Cat: Meeeow.

Me: I love you too baby. I'm sorry. Let's never fight again.

Me: -snuggles cat-

Me: -uses tail to wipe my tears-

Me: -Gets fur in my eye-

Me: I KNEW YOU HATED ME.

Cat: Meow.

fpskylemoney:

He’s served 2 tours in the litter box, he’s seen some shit, man.

fpskylemoney:

He’s served 2 tours in the litter box, he’s seen some shit, man.

(Source: zombogonzo)